A sissy is too good to be true

The girls questioned Barry about his costume

It was Halloween, Barry's favorite time of year. It was the one evening when he could go out and be all the girl he wanted without causing suspicion. After all, when else could he strut around in a sexy black and fuchsia cheerleader costume? He had been planning his costume for months and was delighted with the attention it drew from the girls at the party. He was in heaven surrounded by women complimenting him on how good he looked.

"I just love that costume," smiled Karen as she eyed him up and down. "Especially the boots. Very sexy"
'Thank you," Barry said and gave a cheeky little curtsey.
"And your legs are so smooth," added Mindy.
Barry thought of the pain that waxing his legs involved and congratulated himself on going the extra mile.
"Really you must have put so much effort into it," Sally added, "and you dance in those heels so well. Half the girls here couldn't mange in heels like that."
Barry glowed inside at the compliments. He wished everyday was Halloween.
"Have you ever worn heels before?" Amanda asked, looking him straight in the eye. "You really do seem to have a them down well."
Then Barry realized why the girls were taking such an interest in him. He was just a bit too good to be true. After all, what boy could pull on a pair of high-heeled boots and not wobble even once? Would a real man go to the trouble of shaving his legs let alone waxing them? He quickly faked a stumble and allowed himself to fall onto his bottom on the floor. The girls shrieked with delight.
"Oh Barry," Karen said laughing, "that was so obviously faked."
"No it wasn't."
"Really? Then why are you so careful about covering up your cute pink spankies?" Amanda demanded.
Barry realized his error. He had automatically crossed his legs just the way a girl would in short skirt if she fell to the ground. In his panic he blurted out the first thing that came into his mind.
"They aren't pink they are fuchsia," he retorted.
The girls roared with delight.
"That settles it," Amanda triumphantly declared. "Only a real sissy-boy would know that..."